1 00:00:45,465 --> 00:00:47,021 You know what I liked? 2 00:00:48,504 --> 00:00:49,999 The butterfly release. 3 00:00:50,331 --> 00:00:53,772 They paid for butterflies, then they had a cash bar. 4 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,839 - It was beautiful. - It was bang out of order. 5 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:00,599 You've got no soul. 6 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,360 You've got too much. 7 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:08,759 Shite! That'll stain! 8 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,040 I'm sure you can spare a deposit. 9 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:13,879 It's not rent-a-jig. 10 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,360 I don't rent clothes. 11 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,240 A man from Leith with his own tuxedo? 12 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:25,119 You know, your whole problem, Jake, is you think that's a criticism. 13 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,080 What's that light mean? 14 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:31,319 - You've turned on the heated seat. - Heated seat? 15 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:34,919 Honeymoon Kickstarter and a cash bar! 16 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,159 80% of the world living in poverty 17 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:39,519 and folk like you are driving about toasting their arses. 18 00:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,199 That wasn't a wedding, Jake. 19 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:44,160 - I'm not getting involved in this. - It was a glorified Ponzi scheme. 20 00:01:54,928 --> 00:01:56,199 Max, call an ambulance! 21 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:58,002 - Let's not do anything hasty. - Give me your phone! 22 00:01:58,027 --> 00:01:59,055 What's wrong with yours? 23 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:00,355 I-I'm off grid, Vodafone and... 24 00:02:00,356 --> 00:02:03,079 - You're a grown man! - Call an ambulance! 25 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,599 - Oh, fuck it, let's go. - Max, I've just run someone over! 26 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,230 OK, they're... they're fine, they're just winded. 27 00:02:07,255 --> 00:02:08,322 Winded? 28 00:02:08,347 --> 00:02:10,567 Drive, Jake! Jake! 29 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,439 No pulse, he's dead. 30 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:30,880 - Don't be stupid, man. - He's fucking dead! All right. 31 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,280 Shit. 32 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:57,839 Here's what's going to happen, 33 00:02:57,840 --> 00:03:00,559 you're going to be charged with causing death by careless driving, 34 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:01,686 driving while uninsured, 35 00:03:01,710 --> 00:03:03,684 and considering how many walks you went for at the wedding, 36 00:03:03,709 --> 00:03:06,282 - I imagine you're a wee bit stoned. - You said I was insured. 37 00:03:06,307 --> 00:03:07,439 You said you were sober. 38 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:08,944 Well, I didn't want to pay for a taxi. 39 00:03:08,988 --> 00:03:12,639 Well, that's a cracking defence, but, because I let you drive my car 40 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:17,079 uninsured and impaired, I'm criminally liable, and open to civil 41 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:21,105 prosecution by your pal's family there, either way I'll be disbarred, 42 00:03:21,106 --> 00:03:23,612 but, on the flip side, I'll have plenty of time to come and visit you 43 00:03:23,613 --> 00:03:27,480 in prison and hear how you're being relentlessly interfered with. 44 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,016 Is that his? 45 00:03:31,041 --> 00:03:34,679 - He's called Walter. - Jesus Christ! 46 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:35,690 That's here. 47 00:03:36,769 --> 00:03:37,879 He lives on this street. 48 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,800 Jake, lose that and let's go. 49 00:03:44,440 --> 00:03:46,880 Oh, for...! 50 00:03:48,930 --> 00:03:51,359 - What are you doing? What are you doing? - We can't leave him here. 51 00:03:51,360 --> 00:03:53,839 It's not right. We... we can just say we found him. 52 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,479 Jake, you're disturbing a crime scene, this is another year. 53 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:57,686 This right here, it's another year of your life. 54 00:03:57,687 --> 00:03:59,104 OK, OK, OK. 55 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:03,240 Shit, so, what? I mean, should I move him back? 56 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:08,079 - Which one's his? - Seven. 57 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:10,720 Right, well, let's get him off the street, come on. 58 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,160 Right, right, right, here. 59 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:26,199 OK, that could be anything, come on. 60 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,280 No, I can't. 61 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,920 We'll just say we found him. 62 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,360 Answer! 63 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:49,480 Answer the door! 64 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:59,560 Max? 65 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,760 What are you playing at? 66 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,160 It's empty. 67 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:21,880 Let's get him inside. 68 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:34,200 OK. 69 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,080 There. 70 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,439 OK. 71 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,560 Two, three... 72 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:23,160 He played the trumpet. 73 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,670 We've killed a sentient being. 74 00:06:28,695 --> 00:06:29,695 Barely. 75 00:06:32,630 --> 00:06:34,240 Terminal cancer. 76 00:06:36,320 --> 00:06:38,040 He was dying, slowly. 77 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,000 We just made it quick. 78 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,792 There's not a mark on him. 79 00:07:04,817 --> 00:07:05,840 Yeah. 80 00:07:06,735 --> 00:07:08,599 Internal, or his heart. 81 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,720 They won't look for either if they buy this. 82 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:24,040 Poor bastard just slipped away. 83 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,400 Come on. 84 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:04,320 Are we OK? 85 00:08:06,680 --> 00:08:09,600 Yeah. We're OK. 86 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,760 What the fuck is wrong with you? 87 00:08:52,362 --> 00:08:53,491 Oh, sorry. 88 00:08:53,516 --> 00:08:56,307 No, who goes to a wedding and argues with the bride? 89 00:08:57,855 --> 00:08:59,119 It wasn't an argument. 90 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:01,319 An argument suggests she had a defence. 91 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:04,149 It was a cash bar, Max, we can afford a cash bar. 92 00:09:04,235 --> 00:09:05,235 Yes. 93 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:07,199 - But they... - Not the Kickstarter, 94 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:10,319 I don't want to hear another word about the Kickstarter. 95 00:09:11,149 --> 00:09:12,279 - Why did you leave? - I left because 96 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,119 whilst watching you tell the bride that she was 97 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,479 technically guilty of fraud, 98 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:19,159 I thought, "I don't want to go home with that man," and so I didn't. 99 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:22,599 Just... I wish we'd come home together, that's all. 100 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:25,480 You drove home in that state? 101 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:29,159 Jake... Jake drove. 102 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,919 So, what happened to your car? 103 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,639 Someone reversed into it at the wedding. 104 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,960 Yeah, it was probably the bride. 105 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,880 It's Jake. 106 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,559 Oh. Hi! 107 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:47,519 I haven't slept, how could I? 108 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,759 Yeah, it was a good laugh. 109 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,679 What? Max?! 110 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:55,919 We've got to tell someone he's there, we can't just let him rot. 111 00:09:55,920 --> 00:10:00,960 OK, I can help you with that, I'll be at the shop in half an hour. 112 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:08,599 You're seeing your brother twice in two days, that must be a record. 113 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,680 He's got a legal thing. 114 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:12,880 Sheriff Court. 115 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,080 Big time. 116 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,039 How did you sleep? 117 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:35,639 Very well, my pillows are Hungarian goose down, 118 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,599 they essentially cradle the neck. 119 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,599 Could we talk about the fact that we killed a man? 120 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:42,159 Why would we want to do that? 121 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:44,399 - Well, don't you feel it, Max? - What? 122 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,079 The guilt? 123 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:50,319 Jake, he was dying, pancreatic cancer, 124 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:54,239 that's a carnival of pain, if he was here now he'd probably thank us. 125 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,679 Well, I think he'd want to at least 126 00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:59,479 touch on the fact that we killed him. 127 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,999 Look, we gave him a dignified exit. 128 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,359 Now, someone finds him, 129 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:07,560 he's spruced up and there's not a dry eye in the church. 130 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,080 Hm? 131 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:15,120 Yeah. 132 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:22,399 Pay your phone bill, we should stay connected, at least for now. 133 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,999 I left my wallet at the wedding. 134 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,839 - Fucking cash bar. - Look, just give me a few days and... 135 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:29,999 Oh, no, no, let's not go through that charade. 136 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,240 Where are you going, Max? 137 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:39,840 What are we going to do? Nothing. We move on. 138 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,200 "Walter passed peacefully." 139 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,560 If only they knew. 140 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,439 Would that be good, Jake? Would that be good if they knew? 141 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:42,239 - Just saying. You're losing it. - Oh, I wonder why. 142 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,479 Going a week without sleep? Or reading 100 obituaries? 143 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,959 Because, believe me, Max, that's quite a fucking combo. 144 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:49,199 Jake, they couldn't have buried him this quickly 145 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,439 if there'd been a postmortem, 146 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:54,639 which means they concluded natural causes, which means it's over. 147 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,799 "All those who knew Walter are invited to celebrate his life." 148 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,799 See? Oh, it sounds fun. 149 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,999 I'm going to work. Get some sleep. Christ. 150 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,119 - Leith Beats. - Jake? 151 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:08,680 - Speaking. - You're a friend of Walter'? 152 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:10,680 Walter? 153 00:13:11,372 --> 00:13:13,919 - I'm his solicitor. - OK. 154 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,679 I'm at Walter's house doing the inventory after the, well, 155 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,759 you know, the sad news. 156 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,039 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 157 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,039 I heard something. 158 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:24,120 And I appear to have your wallet. 159 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,559 Right, I think, yeah, I must have left it there when I was... 160 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,918 - Flogging him records, I imagine. - Flogging him records. 161 00:13:31,943 --> 00:13:33,715 Taken me half the bloody morning to catalogue them. 162 00:13:33,739 --> 00:13:35,363 Aye. 163 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,600 Can you wait until tomorrow for the wallet. 164 00:13:37,625 --> 00:13:38,637 No problem. 165 00:13:38,662 --> 00:13:39,863 I'll just leave it here, shall I? 166 00:13:39,888 --> 00:13:41,230 You can get it at the wake. Very good. 167 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,832 Yeah, yeah, maybe we could do that, or... 168 00:13:42,857 --> 00:13:45,894 ...or can I just come by and pick it up? Hello? Hello? 169 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,440 Fuck! 170 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,999 I'm sorry, Max. 171 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,520 - I don't accept your apology. - Ready? 172 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:10,360 Let's just leave it. Just... 173 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,519 ...get him to post it or something. 174 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:18,039 No, Jake, because that could arouse suspicion. 175 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:21,879 And while you've probably aroused some suspicion 176 00:14:21,880 --> 00:14:24,319 through your signature fuckwittery, 177 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:27,639 I'd like you not to arouse any more, so, that puts me 178 00:14:27,640 --> 00:14:30,800 in the horrendous position of having to give you some responsibility. 179 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,000 I can't go back in there, Max. 180 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:42,719 You go in, you get the wallet, you leave. There are no other steps. 181 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:47,280 I cannot stress enough, Jake, the lack of other steps. 182 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:51,879 - Hey. - Hi. 183 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,879 Nice to see someone here with a pulse. 184 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:57,120 Right, yeah, well, got one of those. 185 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,904 - Can you give me a hand? - Yeah. 186 00:16:01,205 --> 00:16:02,199 Thanks. 187 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,822 I'm Angie. 188 00:16:04,334 --> 00:16:05,999 - Jake. - You were a friend? 189 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:09,199 - I own a record shop and... - I was just looking at his records, 190 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,679 solid collection, huh? And vertically stacked, which is... 191 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:13,040 Crucial. 192 00:16:16,040 --> 00:16:18,100 - Oh, cheers. - Oh, no, can you... 193 00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:19,679 - Thanks. - Sorry, sorry. 194 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,840 Actually, I just need to get my, er... 195 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,040 Christ's sake! 196 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:13,949 - Was this a step, Jake? - It just happened. 197 00:17:13,974 --> 00:17:14,879 Hey. 198 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:16,799 This is Angie. 199 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,399 I'm Walter's niece, or was, I guess. 200 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,279 Oh, right, I didn't realise. 201 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,439 - Nice to meet you. - This is my brother, Max. 202 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:29,359 - Do you work at the record store? - Christ, no. What a concept. 203 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,664 How did you know Walter? 204 00:17:30,689 --> 00:17:32,999 - I met him through... - Through the trumpet. 205 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:35,559 I was going to say I met him through you. 206 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,959 He blew a little horn. 207 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:40,559 - Sounds fun. - It was... fine. 208 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,199 More fun than I bet he had with these guys. 209 00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:47,399 - Is this his family? - No, I'm it for family. 210 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,879 This is friends and neighbours, I think. 211 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,559 - They're kind of a tough crowd. - Yeah. 212 00:17:51,560 --> 00:17:54,599 Well, I hope you enjoy your visit. 213 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,679 Well, funeral today, attorney tomorrow, 214 00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:59,279 a few days to pack this place up then fly home. 215 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,519 - Not exactly a vacation. - Yeah. 216 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,479 Who is his solicitor? 217 00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:06,079 - Can't remember, something Scottish. - OK. 218 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,400 When did you last see him? 219 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,999 It had been a while. 220 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,799 - Too long, really. - Hm. 221 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,982 I hope it was peaceful at the end. 222 00:18:17,007 --> 00:18:18,479 - And quick. - You're fine. 223 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,359 I guess the attorney will fill me in tomorrow. 224 00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:24,280 OK, well, it was nice to meet you. 225 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,399 - Stay here. - What? 226 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:40,959 She's it, the one thing that can trip us up. 227 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:42,559 Then why would I stay? 228 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:46,079 Because Walter's body has made it past the police, a doctor, 229 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:49,599 a funeral director into the hallowed earth of Edinburgh. 230 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,919 That's not helping. 231 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:57,159 And the only people that can, at any point, request that he be dug up 232 00:18:57,160 --> 00:19:00,600 for a second look are family, which is her. 233 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,399 Just stay, make pals, 234 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:09,319 and leave as the only person in Edinburgh she would ask for advice. 235 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,519 No, I... 236 00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,609 Just a wee bit of baby-sitting, and then we're done. 237 00:19:13,634 --> 00:19:14,639 Why me? 238 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:17,154 Because you're available. 239 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:21,704 And you're not entirely incapable of charm. 240 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:25,600 I feel like I'm going to cry. 241 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,760 It could help. 242 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,920 Bye, thank you for coming. 243 00:20:06,240 --> 00:20:09,560 Drink? Yeah. Why not? 244 00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,543 - Where are you from? - Chicago. 245 00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:22,959 Ah, love it. 246 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:26,519 - Have you been? - Well, I feel like I have. 247 00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:30,159 You know, Nat King Cole. Dinah Washington. 248 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,959 Sam Cooke. Early Kanye. 249 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,240 What was he like? 250 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:39,479 I didn't really know him, he came over to visit when I was younger. 251 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:43,960 Ah, he was just your classic nice old dude. 252 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,599 He left them to me. The records. 253 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:57,160 What a result! In a silver lining-type situation. 254 00:20:58,920 --> 00:21:01,160 - Was he... - Oh, Walter! 255 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,400 Well done, mate. 256 00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:12,599 The interesting thing about this is that it's Mike Garson on keys. 257 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,279 Wow. 258 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:17,759 You guys use "interesting" in a totally different way. 259 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:22,039 It's interesting because he went straight from this to 260 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,959 Aladdin Sane, which is, of course, 261 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:27,119 Bowie's best album for four, arguably five reasons. 262 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,639 It's top three, maybe. 263 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,879 Oh, no, no, sorry, this is not a debate. 264 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:34,519 This is me trying to deepen your understanding of the music. 265 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:38,039 I'm happy to tell you his best if that's helpful? 266 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,439 I'd have to warn you, that would be high-risk. 267 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:42,559 I'll take the chance. 268 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:45,759 If you say Ziggy Stardust, you're going through the window, 269 00:21:45,760 --> 00:21:48,839 which is not misogynistic - I'd throw anyone through the window 270 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,640 that said Ziggy Stardust, even a child. 271 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,400 Station To Station. 272 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,319 I'll take it. 273 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:02,919 - I don't agree, but, I'll take it. - Oh. 274 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:08,080 ♪ I looked all over ♪ 275 00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:19,120 ♪ Put my head on somebody's shoulder ♪ 276 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,999 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 277 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,279 You're a bad dancer? 278 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:30,720 No, no, I'm just, you know, Scottish. 279 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:34,400 No! 280 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:44,920 ♪ Put my head on somebody's shoulder ♪ 281 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:54,800 ♪ And there ain't no-one else ♪ 282 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:09,119 ♪ Can't you see it in my eyes? ♪ 283 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:16,600 ♪ Can't you feel it in my voice? ♪ 284 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:23,399 ♪ Can't you feel it ♪ 285 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:28,760 ♪ In my skin? ♪ 286 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,920 ♪ When you're... ♪ 287 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,640 Morning. 288 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:41,039 Hey. 289 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,800 I thought you might want some breakfast. 290 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:47,079 Oh, yeah, thanks. What time is it? 291 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,039 Late. You needed it, huh? 292 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,239 Yeah, I haven't been sleeping very well. 293 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,839 I-I hope this is OK, I found a kind of extreme store called Lidl. 294 00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:56,999 It's lovely, thanks. 295 00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:01,560 So, that was... I mean, that's not my usual approach, you know? 296 00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:03,879 Oh, OK. 297 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,879 I mean, I've got no problem with where we got to, 298 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,799 that was great, I'd maybe have just, you know, taken a little longer 299 00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:13,800 to get there, or, at least pretended I wanted to take a little longer. 300 00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,039 You made yesterday a lot more fun than I thought it would be. 301 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,280 Likewise. 302 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:26,119 So, I need to go and see an attorney, which is 303 00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:29,319 a dream date for a hangover, but maybe we could catch up later? 304 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,800 No, I'm... I've got to work. 305 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:40,319 But you could... you could come over, like, when you're done, 306 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:42,279 check out my empire. 307 00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,479 I'd like that. 308 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,679 Well, see yourself out. 309 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,159 Your clothes are kind of spread around. 310 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:49,560 Oh, yeah, right. 311 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:19,639 That's a somewhat unconventional approach to baby-sitting. 312 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,160 I just... I don't know. 313 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:27,320 I was a bit pissed, and I'd hardly eaten all day. 314 00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:31,279 Well, I had a few canapes, but you can hardly call that a proper meal. 315 00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,359 Not exactly overcome with grief, is she? 316 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:36,679 I suppose there's no rules with that stuff. 317 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,759 Clearly not. 318 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,599 Where is she now? 319 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,079 At the solicitor's. I'm seeing her later. 320 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:44,160 All right, fine. Keep me posted. 321 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,359 Stay in the zone. 322 00:25:52,360 --> 00:25:54,359 Stay in the zone. 323 00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:57,759 You know it's coming, you know it's coming. 324 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,544 Are we in the zone back there? 325 00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:01,319 - Are we? - No! 326 00:26:02,099 --> 00:26:04,519 No! I'm not in the fucking zone. 327 00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:08,719 Because I was meant to be in body pump, but I thought, "That's fine", 328 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:11,959 "because someone will explain it to me at the beginning," 329 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:16,959 but, instead, all you have talked about is being in the fucking zone! 330 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,240 Here. 331 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:23,079 Oh, well, thanks. 332 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,519 Sorry. 333 00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:27,359 Don't be daft, that's the best thing I've ever seen in here, 334 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:29,720 and I've seen a lot of fat men fall off bikes. 335 00:26:37,360 --> 00:26:38,479 Thanks. 336 00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:42,919 So, then, big Jim Malone has a wee think, 337 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:44,519 leans over to Eliot Ness and says, 338 00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,679 "He sends one of yours" 339 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,399 "to a hospital, you send one of his to the morgue," 340 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,280 "that's the Chicago way." 341 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,720 Christ, that line, I'm buzzing just saying it, absolutely buzzing. 342 00:26:56,965 --> 00:26:59,760 Sean Connery? The Untouchables? 343 00:27:01,360 --> 00:27:03,120 Chicago. 344 00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:05,320 So, what do you need? 345 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,880 If you... you sign there, I'll make the application for confirmation. 346 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,959 I'll take a wee copy of this and we're done, 347 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,360 and the records are all yours. 348 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,399 Used to deliver our milk, Connery. 349 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,039 Sent my mum a wee bit doolally by all accounts, 350 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,693 especially when he wore the shorts. 351 00:27:27,694 --> 00:27:31,159 A neighbour said that Walter died in the house. 352 00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,079 That's right. 353 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,680 One of them called the police. 354 00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:38,559 Found him in front of the telly. 355 00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,759 Cancer, huh, what a bitch. 356 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,599 Ah, well. At least it was natural causes. 357 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,093 You know, they didn't have to cut him open. 358 00:27:46,118 --> 00:27:47,075 No autopsy? 359 00:27:47,100 --> 00:27:49,959 Postmortem we call it, and, no. 360 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,799 Not with a terminal condition. 361 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,479 That's his bits and bobs from the funeral director, 362 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,479 came in a wee bit bruised apparently. 363 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,639 Often happens though, eh, when they're that frail. 364 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:00,839 And who'd be old? 365 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,440 Where were the bruises? 366 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:08,200 On his legs, you don't think that's weird? 367 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:14,159 I wouldn't worry about it, you know, sleeping dogs and all that? 368 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,999 That's the solid gold classic section. 369 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,759 So it says. 370 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,799 You find me a record in there that's not a solid gold classic 371 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,680 and I'll close this place down today. 372 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:31,800 What are these little...? 373 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:34,479 Oh, I do my own liner notes sometimes, 374 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,279 - just stuff about the band and so on. - OK. 375 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,880 That's relatively cute. 376 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:46,279 Stones section feels pretty light. 377 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,399 - Nothing after '81. - Militant. 378 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,159 Well, you've got to be. 379 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:52,999 - Why would the bruising on... - So, favourite Stones album then? 380 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,039 Let It Bleed. 381 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:57,199 That's not as apocalyptic an answer as I thought it was going to be. 382 00:28:57,200 --> 00:28:58,759 Love In Vain, You've Got The Silver. 383 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,359 See, the interesting thing about You've Got The Silver is, 384 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,079 - everyone thinks it's about... - Money. 385 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,079 - When it's actually about... - Heroin. 386 00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,400 Why would the bruising only be on his legs? 387 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:11,799 I'll tell you what, let's get Max involved, he's great lawyer, 388 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,399 and, more importantly, a great guy. 389 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:15,800 You're sacked. 390 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:19,479 I knew this day would come. 391 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,759 Obviously it's your performance. And the drinking. 392 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,560 And, frankly, the odours. 393 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:31,720 I used to run marathons. 394 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:34,759 I remember. 395 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,319 And now look at me. 396 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,759 Yeah, it's quite a collapse. 397 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,200 My wife's taken the kids to her mum's. 398 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,799 Well, maybe a bit of space. 399 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,440 She caught me drinking Midori in the soft play centre. 400 00:29:45,465 --> 00:29:46,876 Right. 401 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,559 I mean, no' in front of the kids. 402 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,520 I was in the disabled toilet. 403 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,120 Feels like a moot point. 404 00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,119 Safe journey home. 405 00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,359 Max speaking. 406 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,839 You were right, natural causes, no postmortem. 407 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:04,559 Well, I hope that's settled any concerns 408 00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:06,799 that your friend may have had. 409 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,399 Right, and, no, because the solicitor has told her 410 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,279 that Walter's legs didn't look too clever, which, apparently, 411 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:13,509 everyone's putting down to a fall, thankfully. 412 00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:15,319 Stop talking. 413 00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:16,972 But now she's going a wee bit Colombo on me. 414 00:30:16,973 --> 00:30:18,094 Stop! 415 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:23,240 OK. 416 00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,840 - Nice place. - It is. 417 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,759 So, Jake filled me in, I really don't think you should 418 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,519 - worry about any of this Walter stuff. - No? 419 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:43,639 Sad as it is, I remember him having falls. 420 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,199 Hm, it was all just part of his life. 421 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:47,919 I don't know if it was the medication. 422 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,039 It was quite endearing in a way. 423 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,119 It's probably one of the reasons why we loved him. 424 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,759 Liked. 425 00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,279 I guess at that age, they get a little sloppy. 426 00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,639 Sadly so. 427 00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:00,439 Who was around him towards the end? 428 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:01,519 Oh... 429 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:06,639 Well, I think he was pretty much a solitary soul. 430 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,079 Old school loner sort of thing. 431 00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,919 - He must have had someone? - Tell you what, if you're worried 432 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:13,599 about these bruises, why don't I speak to whoever found him, 433 00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:16,519 the responding officers, and see if it looked kosher? 434 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:18,079 No, I don't want some big thing. 435 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,799 Oh, off the books, I play golf with one of them. 436 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,079 I'll make the call tonight, 437 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,240 report back to you in the morning, sound good? 438 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:28,599 I guess there's no harm in checking it out. 439 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:29,920 How could there be? 440 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:34,640 You were a bit elusive yesterday? 441 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:37,840 I was in court. 442 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,840 Your secretary said you were dealing with some personal business. 443 00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:45,079 Sounds exciting. 444 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,639 Right, yeah, I saw Jake as well. 445 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,599 Really? So what's going on between you two? 446 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:55,479 40 years of winding each other up and suddenly you're best pals? 447 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,479 He was upset after a funeral. 448 00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:59,119 I thought it was a legal thing? 449 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:01,079 It was, and then it was this. 450 00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:05,279 He's got some things going on, he asked for my help, what's so hard? 451 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,639 - He asked you? - I'm his brother! 452 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,959 Well, on paper. 453 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,440 Max? 454 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,399 I'm helping him out, it's good to help people out. 455 00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:21,039 Yeah, I'm just trying to think of a time when you've helped anyone out. 456 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,919 Of course I have, it's like... 457 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,399 What is it? A good turn deserves another good turn, etc. 458 00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:27,754 - Yeah, that's not a saying. - I'm paraphrasing. 459 00:32:27,854 --> 00:32:29,119 No, you're lying! 460 00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,999 And you're not as good a liar as you think you are, Max. 461 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,910 - I've got to go! - Personal business? 462 00:32:34,935 --> 00:32:36,464 Work! 463 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:45,359 So, I spoke to the police who found Walter, 464 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:49,599 they said he just slipped away in front of the telly. 465 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,239 Apparently he looked peaceful, happy, 466 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:56,439 and, their words not mine, ready to go. 467 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,440 - Aww. - Nothing weird? 468 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:01,439 No. 469 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,600 Well, I guess that's good news. 470 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,280 Thanks, Max, we appreciate it. 471 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,159 Oh, did you get that solicitor's name? 472 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,799 - Is it... McKinnon? - Henry McKinnon? 473 00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,919 - That's it. - Fantastic. 474 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,959 - He's kind of flaky. - He's ideal. 475 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,920 Well, you two enjoy this little spread. 476 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,799 What's all this "we" bollocks? 477 00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,719 I'm just getting into character. 478 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,879 Hi. I'm looking for Max. 479 00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:37,319 Sure, come in. 480 00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:38,960 He's my husband. 481 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,559 Isn't that Claire? 482 00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,680 For Christ's sake! OK, OK, OK. 483 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:51,079 This is a surprise! 484 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,559 Find My Wheels. 485 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:56,039 It's a cracking little app, great for supermarket car parks 486 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,159 and when your husband is full of shit. 487 00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:02,119 This is Angie, Jake's girlfriend. 488 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:05,159 - Girlfriend? - In for a penny. 489 00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,639 I'm sorry? What the fuck is going on, Max? 490 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:11,760 It was Angie's uncle who died. 491 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:15,840 The funeral? 492 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:18,399 Oh, right. 493 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,079 He was a customer of Jake's. 494 00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:22,559 A friend first, customer second. 495 00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:24,879 I've just been helping Angie with a few things, you know, 496 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:27,879 pro bono, until... till she flies home. 497 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,240 He's been awesome, they both have. 498 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:34,640 Right. 499 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,279 I'm sorry. 500 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:39,280 Max should have told me. 501 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,839 Why don't we all get dinner later? 502 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,519 I'm flying home tomorrow, 503 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:49,159 and there's got to be more to Edinburgh than this place. 504 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:52,280 Well, well why not? 505 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:03,399 It's a shame you can't stay for the Festival. 506 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,079 - Yeah, I read about that. - You'll have to come back. 507 00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,599 Oh, I wouldn't bother, it's all drama students and jugglers. 508 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:09,719 Can we order another...? 509 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:12,999 Thanks for taking me out, that place was kind of closing in on me. 510 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,959 It's nice to be out. 511 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,719 - And it's on me. - Us. 512 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,879 - So put away the Groupons, Jake. - Dick. 513 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,999 Can't you stay for longer? 514 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,919 I'm sure I can remember a few fun places to take you. 515 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:26,399 Oh, I don't know, I should really get back. 516 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,279 Oh, come on. Jake, tell her to stay. 517 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:31,439 You'll not do better than this. 518 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,799 I've seen the back catalogue, mate, and frankly, 519 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,520 this is a bit of a miracle. 520 00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,082 Well, I can't immediately think why not... 521 00:35:40,104 --> 00:35:41,959 Jake, shall we order at the bar? 522 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,119 I was on the spot. 523 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,279 The correct answer is no, Jake, or, "No, thanks," or, 524 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:53,199 "Piss off back to America, you lunatic." 525 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,599 It's just... I know it would be easier if she left in terms 526 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,679 of the situation, but she's pretty manageable really. 527 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:01,119 I know you're going to say this is mental, 528 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:03,640 but I've been thinking about soul butterflies. 529 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:07,519 At the wedding, the humanist said that a butterfly 530 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:11,759 has one soul butterfly in the world, and they might never meet, 531 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:16,839 and maybe there's a world in which Walter's death wasn't in vain. 532 00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:18,948 - Maybe, I don't know... - A bottle of the Merlot. 533 00:36:18,949 --> 00:36:20,639 Please. 534 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:25,400 Oh, my dear God, you actually think this is a viable relationship? 535 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,840 Right, me first. 536 00:36:30,680 --> 00:36:33,800 Failure to stop and report an accident, six months. 537 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:38,679 Perverting the course of justice with a fatality, five years. 538 00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:43,799 Allowing you to drive while under the influence, a year maybe. 539 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,079 So, six or seven years, on top of the whole disbarment thing, 540 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:51,879 you get all that, plus five years for death by careless driving. 541 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:56,159 There you go, kid, 11 years on a good day. 542 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,079 11 years, Jake, 543 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,519 11 years in Saughton, have you ever driven past Saughton at night? 544 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,375 - You can hear screams, Jake. - OK, I get it. 545 00:37:04,646 --> 00:37:06,704 Screams. 546 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,959 Oh, God. 547 00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:27,079 It's so nice to be drunk with other people. 548 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:28,200 Happy to help. 549 00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:34,399 Please stay? You're definitely the best that Jake's ever rustled up. 550 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,959 - Jeez, how bad were the others? - Bad. 551 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:39,319 Really bad. 552 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,199 The last one played the ukulele, that was a long Christmas. 553 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,199 Well, you're safe, I don't play anything. 554 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:45,439 Not like Max. 555 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,760 You mean Jake. 556 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:49,000 He's the musician. 557 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,240 Max is tone deaf. 558 00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,319 - You're doing well. - Am I? 559 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:01,239 Last push, Jake, get her on that plane tomorrow 560 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,600 and we're home and hosed. 561 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,960 I'm not sure about that. 562 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:44,119 All right, boys? 563 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,119 We're friends of Walter's. 564 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,799 Aye, right, aye, I heard. 565 00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,559 We found this in his garden 566 00:38:50,560 --> 00:38:54,279 and we think your camera might have picked up whoever did it. 567 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,719 Oh, I'm sorry, I cannae help. 568 00:38:55,720 --> 00:38:59,040 He loved his garden, and he loved this gnome... 569 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:04,239 ...and, for somebody to do this, it's, well... 570 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:06,319 It's a right boot in the balls. 571 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:08,440 It'll just take a minute. 572 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,759 It's a dummy camera. 573 00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:28,679 Aye, it's funny how a wee flash of red light in the darkness is 574 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,440 enough to put the fear of God into people. 575 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,399 Sorry I can't be any more help, boys. 576 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,439 - Don't worry. - You've been top drawer. 577 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,160 Could you deal with this? 578 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,200 Walter's house has seen enough death. 579 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,279 - When's her flight? - Tonight. 580 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,319 Right, well, enjoy your last day together. 581 00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:31,559 Don't cry or, you know, shite yourself and confess all. 582 00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,719 Then it's back to the Tesco value meals for one. 583 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:36,519 Sounds nice. 584 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:38,999 You know they give you plastic cutlery. 585 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,159 I didn't. 586 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,639 What are they saying? 587 00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,079 You take these things too personally. 588 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,879 - How can I not? - Hey, Max. 589 00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,479 - Hey. - Last night was fun. 590 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:49,999 Aye, to a degree. 591 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,799 Well, safe flight, and get yourself an exit row, 592 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,359 - say you've got ligament damage. - Can I show you guys something? 593 00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,239 - Sorry... - It'll just take a minute. 594 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:59,519 I've got a Saturday morning tea-time at Gleneagles, 595 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:01,457 and I know that doesn't mean much to you, but... 596 00:41:01,594 --> 00:41:03,199 It'll just take a minute. 597 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,079 They were in the bag from the undertaker, that's how they got 'em. 598 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,839 - Very smart. - Debonair. 599 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,240 Not so much. 600 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:12,399 And the shoes are dirty too. 601 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,279 Why would he be wearing them inside? 602 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,079 - Why not? - I don't know, this, the bruising. 603 00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,439 It doesn't really fit with the whole "slipped away" thing. 604 00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:23,959 Angie, your uncle died of cancer, it's sad, very sad, 605 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,199 but you have to let him go. 606 00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,840 Gone but not forgotten. 607 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,960 Something just feels a little weird. 608 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:40,159 What do you guys know about the neighbours? 609 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:44,799 OK, look, I use an investigator, great guy, sharp as a tack, 610 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,919 why don't I have him give the house a once-over before you go? 611 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,319 Sure, why not? 612 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:52,879 - Great, I'll go and get him now. - No rush. 613 00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,319 I've pushed my flight back a few days, I don't know, 614 00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:59,000 kind of feels like I'm not quite done here. 615 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,600 Jake, why don't you come with me? 616 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:11,039 You're supposed to be nipping these things in the bud. 617 00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:12,599 I'm just as surprised as you are, Max. 618 00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:15,399 But I don't think you're as disappointed as I am, are you, Jake? 619 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:16,839 Which I find highly troubling. 620 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,559 It's difficult, I'm walking a right old emotional tightrope here. 621 00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:24,079 Jake, do you realise what's on the line? I could lose everything. 622 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,959 My career, my house, Claire. 623 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:29,199 Just sharpen up a bit. 624 00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:32,480 Tell you what, Max, you tell me to sharpen up again and see what happens. 625 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,960 There he is! 626 00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:42,280 I can't take on a case, lads. 627 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,359 My head's mince with the bevvy. 628 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,799 Really? You look great. 629 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:53,799 My wife won't answer my calls, I haven't seen the kids in weeks. 630 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:56,599 My Freeview box is frozen on More 4. 631 00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,999 Right. 632 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,889 Ever tried to wank to Grand Designs? 633 00:43:00,394 --> 00:43:02,879 - No. - Don't. 634 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,799 - Come on, Kenny. - No. 635 00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,799 You were right, Max. 636 00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:11,039 All those awful things you said about me, I deserved every one. 637 00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,079 Hey, that was just tough love. 638 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,519 Now, I broke you down, 639 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,720 and then you left before I could build you up again. 640 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,719 It felt like you'd finished. 641 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:26,439 Kenny, you're a good investigator stuck in a rut, various ruts, 642 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,800 but this is the case that can get you out of them. 643 00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:35,600 Maybe taking on a new case will show your wife that you're, you know... 644 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,880 ...like, back on your feet. 645 00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,040 - Do you think so? - Yeah. 646 00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,000 Definitely. 647 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,966 - Oh, I suppose I could... - There you go! 648 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,519 Just give me a couple of days to sort my... 649 00:43:56,520 --> 00:43:59,280 Wash your face and don't be sick in my car. 650 00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,359 He's worked for me for years. 651 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:23,839 They don't come better. 652 00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,320 Has he been drinking? 653 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:29,440 - No, no, that's just his style. - Shabby chic. 654 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,560 - Where did they find him? - On the chair. 655 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,479 Right, well, that's me. 656 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,279 I best have a wee peek at the medical files and... 657 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:02,840 I'll send you a report. 658 00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,879 Okey dokey. 659 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,240 I'll be in touch. Have a good evening. 660 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:22,039 Thanks for inviting me. 661 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:25,719 Oh, I'd wait until you meet the instructor before thanking me. 662 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:27,559 I'm glad you're hanging around for a bit. 663 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:28,839 So, am I. 664 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,679 - And Jake must be bloody delighted. - Sweet. 665 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:35,039 You know he writes his own liner notes for the records at his store? 666 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,639 - That's kind of heartbreaking. - I know. 667 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:41,159 I think it's fair to say that Jake got the family share of soul. 668 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:43,159 They seem very different. 669 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:45,959 They never normally spend this much time together, I'm not sure 670 00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:48,679 what they're up to, or how they haven't killed each other yet. 671 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,480 - Hey. - Oh, hi. 672 00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:53,560 - That's Tina. - Angie. 673 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,799 She's visiting for a few days. 674 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,559 Has she warned you about...? 675 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,119 Who's ready to hurt? 676 00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,879 Who is ready for pain? 677 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:05,640 Who is ready to enter the zone? 678 00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,159 So, how was your big gym date? 679 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,746 - Don't take the piss. - I'm not. 680 00:46:22,216 --> 00:46:23,399 - It was fun. - Good. 681 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:26,479 - I like her. - Really? 682 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,439 - A bit odd, isn't she? - No. 683 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,479 Other than the fact that she's into Jake. 684 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,199 Yeah, it's just a holiday thing. 685 00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:36,280 I don't think so, she's giving him her uncle's records. 686 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:40,360 - You know, you really should try it. - Yeah, I am! 687 00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:42,599 Sorry. 688 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:43,640 Thanks. 689 00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:57,519 Seeing a lot of your brother, huh? 690 00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,559 - Always. - Yeah? 691 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,120 Oh, two peas in a pod. 692 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,839 Hello, sleepyhead. 693 00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,200 Can I have a wee word? 694 00:47:16,339 --> 00:47:17,800 - What are you playing at? - Sorry? 695 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,864 Angie told Claire she's giving you Walter's records, 696 00:47:20,889 --> 00:47:21,943 that must be worth a few quid? 697 00:47:22,401 --> 00:47:26,519 - Is she? - That's a connection, Jake, to him. 698 00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,319 Max, that's the first I've heard of this. 699 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,879 Listen, I think you'v run your course with her, 700 00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:32,559 - time to return to base. - Why? 701 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:36,959 Because one wrong word from you and we go to prison. 702 00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:38,959 And right now, I'm not sure whose side you're on. 703 00:47:38,984 --> 00:47:40,319 What's that supposed to mean? 704 00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:42,919 It means I've got enough to think about without you going rogue. 705 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,601 You've got enough to think about? Max, I'm 706 00:47:44,626 --> 00:47:46,439 sleeping in the bed of the man that we killed. 707 00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,199 Technically it's the man that you killed. 708 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:50,839 You're right, I should have thought about you getting to go home 709 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:52,799 to your big gaff every night, I bet that's hard. 710 00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:55,479 Oh, don't give me that shite, before this you were single 711 00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,119 and living above a chippy, now you've got a girlfriend, 712 00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,919 a house share and a wee earner on the way. You're on the fucking up. 713 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,239 That's what's really annoying you, Max, isn't it, 714 00:48:03,240 --> 00:48:05,359 any suggestion that I might be on the way up? 715 00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:07,799 - All I've ever done is help you. - Really? 716 00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:09,359 I bought you a bloody shop! 717 00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:11,959 Yeah, you did, and now I get to sit there day after day, lonely 718 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,759 and bored and surrounded by the records that I never got to make. 719 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,120 Oh, that's my fault, is it? 720 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:18,800 Careful, Max. 721 00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:26,280 Fuck. 722 00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:49,239 God, there needs to be an age limit on changing room nudity. 723 00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:51,239 Oh, I don't know, it's interesting. 724 00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:53,959 Like a journey through the history of female maintenance. 725 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:57,999 That is not a journey I need to take, not before breakfast. 726 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,680 - We could get breakfast? - What? 727 00:49:00,720 --> 00:49:03,439 Have you got somewhere to be? 728 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,400 Er, no, I don't. 729 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:09,800 - God, that's depressing, isn't it? - Follow me. 730 00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:13,640 OK. 731 00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:19,199 Mostly does commercial law, nothing very interesting. 732 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,733 What about you? Have you got a bloke? 733 00:49:21,758 --> 00:49:23,024 I like women. 734 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,239 Oh. Oh, cool. 735 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:29,159 It's cool? 736 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,448 Well, obviously I have deeply held moral objections. 737 00:49:31,473 --> 00:49:32,423 Quite right. 738 00:49:32,448 --> 00:49:34,479 And, frankly, quite a lot of questions 739 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,079 on the whole mechanics of it. 740 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,119 Oh, you people always do. 741 00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:43,999 But I think, on balance, I can find a way to be your friend. 742 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,200 Then why don't you give me your number? 743 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:51,879 Giving me your number won't turn you into a lesbian, Claire. 744 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:52,999 - No? - No. 745 00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:55,480 There are a few other steps. 746 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,719 Claire said that you're a musician? 747 00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:10,759 Used to be, was in a band. 748 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:12,400 Really? What happened? 749 00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,160 Just kind of fizzled out. 750 00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:18,719 What's that? 751 00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:20,919 Edinburgh in the '80s, which was basically just folk 752 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:22,880 cutting about town in inflammable clothing. 753 00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:30,320 Hey. I think it's time to cut the shit. 754 00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,799 What do you mean? 755 00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,320 Max didn't know Walter, and he doesn't play the trumpet. 756 00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:39,988 I don't know what Max is doing, 757 00:50:40,013 --> 00:50:42,519 and I'm not sure that you know what Max is doing, 758 00:50:42,520 --> 00:50:44,160 but he's up to something. 759 00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:54,519 Well? 760 00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:57,039 You're sort of right, Max doesn't play the trumpet. 761 00:50:58,214 --> 00:51:01,319 He represented Walter in some legal business in the past, 762 00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:03,320 so, you know, confidentiality and all that? 763 00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,360 He just wants to help. 764 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,159 I mean, I know he's a fairly colossal prick, 765 00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:14,399 he always has been, but, honestly? 766 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,840 He just wants to help. 767 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:19,639 He is my brother. 768 00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:21,319 I guess you know him better than me. 769 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,640 Unfortunately so. 770 00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:27,040 And there's only the two of us left. 771 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:29,999 It's like you and Walter. 772 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:33,200 - You're all he had, right, by the end? - Yeah. 773 00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,599 Who's that? 774 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,680 Waitrose, with your substitutions. 775 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,799 Epiphany! That's the word! Isn't it? 776 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,880 I mean, I couldn't spell it with a gun to my head, but that's the word. 777 00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:29,679 I feel reborn. 778 00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,799 I feel cleansed. 779 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,199 And I know it's only been one day, one night, 780 00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:37,839 but it feels like the beginning of something. 781 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:39,451 You can't climb Everest without taking a first step, 782 00:52:39,476 --> 00:52:40,453 do you know what I mean? 783 00:52:40,454 --> 00:52:42,024 - No. - Totally. 784 00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:46,359 And the first thing I wanted to do with this new-found clarity 785 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:50,479 was to come and apologise, and, well, to have another go, 786 00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:53,080 - if you'll allow me? - Sure. 787 00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:58,639 What's going on, Kenny? 788 00:52:58,640 --> 00:52:59,720 It's over, Max. 789 00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:02,319 Sorry? 790 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:06,479 The booze, it's all over, and it's all down to your wee brother, 791 00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:09,759 I just can't get what you said out of my head, Jake, 792 00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:12,039 solve this case and I get my family back. 793 00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:13,354 Oh, I don't think that's quite what I said. 794 00:53:13,355 --> 00:53:14,759 That's sweet. 795 00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:16,439 I've never been more focused. 796 00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,439 I'm going to nail this one for you, folks. 797 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:20,919 Kenny, you already checked the house, there's nothing here. 798 00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:22,999 Let's try again with a clear head. 799 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,839 Just one last wee look, free of charge. 800 00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:26,679 How can we say no to that? 801 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:28,399 We can't. 802 00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:29,560 Fire away, Kenny. 803 00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,359 Oh... ow! I always start on the door. 804 00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:38,000 - Right. - Just trying to work out the layout. 805 00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:40,919 Is the bedroom up here? 806 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,453 Yes, it's a bungalow. 807 00:53:42,478 --> 00:53:44,919 - It's all on one floor, is it? - Yeah. 808 00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:47,240 - Well done! - Fuck you! 809 00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:52,374 Hey, this might be nothing, but, 810 00:53:52,399 --> 00:53:55,519 - in fact, it's definitely nothing. - What? 811 00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:56,759 It was just about w... 812 00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:58,680 ...what you can get from clothes. 813 00:54:03,440 --> 00:54:06,239 Fragments, it looks like paint. 814 00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:07,840 From where? 815 00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:12,000 Ah, well... 816 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:14,920 ...it's metallic. 817 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,279 - Could be car paint. - That feels dangerously subjective. 818 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,599 Can I have this tested? Should take around a week. 819 00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,119 I can handle this if you need to go. 820 00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,399 I'm not going anywhere. 821 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,879 OK, cool. 822 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,432 - Is it? - Sure. 823 00:54:29,173 --> 00:54:30,186 Great. 824 00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:51,440 Kenny. 825 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,999 Let me send the sample for testing, I get a better rate. 826 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:59,239 Come on, boss, you know I need to stay in control of the evidence. 827 00:54:59,240 --> 00:55:01,719 I'm by the book from now on. 828 00:55:01,720 --> 00:55:04,799 Well, look, there's no rush, OK? 829 00:55:04,800 --> 00:55:08,119 Don't worry, Max, I'm on it. 830 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:09,759 I need this for all sorts of reasons, 831 00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,360 and I'll give it everything I've got. 832 00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:16,320 - Oh, this is life-changing stuff. - Yeah. 833 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:33,479 So, I guess I'm sticking around for a while. 834 00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:35,080 Are you glad? 835 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,480 Yeah. 836 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:48,240 I am. 837 00:56:51,529 --> 00:56:52,647 Well? 838 00:56:53,128 --> 00:56:55,064 I saw. 839 00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:40,400 Are we OK? 840 00:57:41,476 --> 00:57:42,996 Yeah, we're OK.